I’m watching the Kim Kardashian’s Fairytale Wedding on E since it’s the only thing being run on TV right now.
During it, I watched Kim’s mom, Kris, go under the knife to look better in time for Kim’s wedding. Brave. She even broke down crying right before the surgery.
Then I started thinking about Levi’s.
And plastic surgery.
With all this new Curve business, how about a jean that gives you curve. Intense, head-turning curves.
A butt implant built into your jeans. Something you buy when you’re feeling like the squats you’ve been doing haven’t been doing enough. There’s nothing better than a nice butt. And nothing worse than some sag in the back pockets of your jeans. I’m gonna see if any jean company is on to this idea before I finish this post.
There’s a crazy amount of things out there for those who aren’t packing as much junk in the trunk as they want. Most of the ones I found looked like infomercial wonders or didn’t seem to fool me.
Maybe Levi’s could tap into the butt-shy demographic and have them (and others) embrace their bootylicious booties again.
That campaign would be hilarious.
Taglines would be only sound effects or sound effect-like words.
like “Oof” (guy looking at the butt)
or “A moment on the hips is a lifetime on the lips.” playing off of a moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips.